sled-storm's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Stupid Witcher Horse]

I mean I knew the horse mechanics in the Witcher 3 was bad, but I almost entirely forgot about Bethesda...

Here is the secret; whatever direction you're going, turn your back to it and then whistle and he should be coming from the direction you wish to go.

[PokeGross]

I'm confused and disturbed...

[Piccolo: Attorney at Law]

OMFG!

THAT ENDING WITH THE FAX!!!

Damn you are one clever SOB S.Lobster... That was so simple yet Genius at the same time. That's kind of what I and everyone else in the Newgrounds expects from you.

Pure. Witty. Comedic Genius.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

why thank you.

[League Of Empires]

The frightening part is, I was playing the first Age of Empires not too long ago, Getting my Big Daddies converted by those same priest... Assholes. Only thing missing was the e=mc2 trooper.

What's sad is that I think most people won't get the joke, and that makes me feel old...
Still, highlight of my day, thanks.

[Tough Guys]

Fucking Awesome!

Now I'm starting to wonder if there will be a revenge sequel to this.
Staring the dude who got his face destroyed by epic shockwaves returns to become the third Tough Guy in a revenge story.
Stuck by Gamma-Irradiated-Shock-Waves-of-Awesome, 'Frank Pencil Neck' as I would call him,transforms Into a Villain of equal power!
Does Humanity got what it takes to challenge the coming the very next Hand-Shake of awesome, possibly even a reference to a different hand shake.
What If they discovered the hand shake that would destroy the would and just had to discover if they were tough enough to pull it off.

[Worlds Greatest Manwhore 2]

I look at the video, then I look at the comments and think:
"These weird, yet genius, animations stir up such an intrigued and diverse fan base. You got to wonder what exactly fuels the Sexual-Lobsters greasy resolution to wake up each day and find the time to work on such art is beyond me. In a way I like to think wouldn't it be awesome that from the support Sexual-Lobster gets the fuel to keep burning through each episode. I for one would stroke my own ego to some of the comments."

-House of Squid, Forever!

[the Last of the Dashkin]

Outstanding!

Your animation are undebateably the equivalent of sex for the eyes, and the music works so fluidly in concert with said animation!
Bravo!

[Shoe- "Egg"]

Fucking_Wicked_Crazy

I love all the wacky and warped details. I'm too busy gawking at the animation that I fail to interpret the lyrics.

And is it just a coincidence or does this strongly look like the ClaveMan Style?

[A Norse in the 9th Ward]

Gawd!

I don't know whether to laugh, or cry tears of blood...

[Claveman Ep. 5/5 Betatron]

I_Died_A_Little_Inside

I'll be fair. Animation is hard long work and needs quite a bit of patience. Four out of ten at best.
But overall, I'm just so disappointed at the lack of humor past the point of the mysterious little gremlin with the shuriken thrown at Clavemans nipple... Hell I would have waited another year if thats all it took to make better material. Well, its all over now anyway... Whatever... T__T